we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive)

kill-natalie:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.

sex-nugget:

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

you mean like cutie marks in my little pony?

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(Source: shesdonejim)